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100			_aNancy, Ted L .
245			_aLetters from a Nut / _cby Ted L. Nancy : Introduction by Jerry Seinfeld
250			_aFirst Scholastic printing , September 2000
260			_aNew York : _bScholastic ; _c1997 .
300			_a137 unnumbered pages : _billustrations ; _c24 cm .
490			_aLetters from a Nut
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520			_aWho is Ted L. Nancy? He's a superstitious Vegas high-roller who wants to gamble at a casino in his lucky shrimp outfit... He's the genius inventor of "Six Day Underwear"... He's a stage actor who only travels while dressed as a stick of butter... He is, in reality, a twisted prankster--a supremely off-kilter alter ego who sends patently ridiculous letters to corporate honchos, entertainment conglomerates, national publications, politicians, celebrities and heads of state. His innocent requests, queries, complaints, demands, and suggestions are so absurd it is amazing they fool anyone--but often the deadpan responses he receives are even more hilarious: "Dear Mr. Nancy, It is not often that we receive such enthusiastic support for the paper bag." --The Paper Bag Council "On behalf of Greyhound, there should be no problem traveling while in your butter costume." --Greyhound Bus Lines "I look forward to working with you to create a better future for this great nation." --Vice President Al Gore Letters From A Nut is an insanely inspired, truly madcap collection of Nancy correspondence, a wet-yourself-in-a-public place funny aggregation of official--and officially certifiable--requests, complaints, fan mail and questions that could not possibly have been taken seriously...but, amazingly, were.
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650			_aletters _vnon-fiction
700			_aSeinfeld, Jerry _eIntroducer
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